Paul D has proclaimed there will be no grenades in Miami. However, there is no shortage of bustlines, brawls, bros and babes in South Beach.
Season two of MTV's runaway hit, Jersey Shore is back (just not on the boardwalk) and the tans are darker, the abs are better and the paychecks are bulkier. And in case your keeping track, Sammy and Ronny are donezo-which is super fun (zo) for the roommates (Not!).
It seemed like everyone and their Ma was watching last night based on the Facebook posts I saw (and maybe posted myself).
I'm not really sure why MTV had Snooki and J-Woww and the Situation and Pauly D take road trips all the way down to Miami (entertainment factor) and the rest of the cast including (gasp) Angelina take planes. Anyway, the gang wasted no time escaping the brutal northeast weather to escape to the Miami beaches.
My first observation was how awful their accommodations are! Granted the property value is much pricier in Miami then smelly Jersey but still these guidos and guidettes are bigtime now (amzingly).
The house back in NJ was pretty tacky but they had a nice spread. In Miami they are cramped in tiny bedrooms and twins beds. They share a closet which was so overloaded with laundry that the top shelf came crashing down onto a cluster of solo cups. However, don't worry you're pretty little blowout they do have a hot tub (phew!).
They crew wasted no time getting wasted and getting into fights. J-Woww is just raring to get out of her cage. Angelina is still harboring animosity from her unpopulrity on season one. She is clearly back with the sheer purpose of cashing in. Sammy is heartbroken. And Snooki needs to get her buzz on.
The preview clips look promising and this show is kind of like a bad car accident, you just can't look away. Come on , you know you can't.
[Line of the night: Snooki helping Sammy wash her cranberry cocktail stained clothes after the closet incident says, "I feel like pilgrim from the 1920's." Where did this girl come from?!]
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