Dancing duds

The moment some of us have been waiting for is finally here. The new cast of Dancing with the Stars was announced last night and boy its a bust.

Here is the rundown:

Audrina Patridge- Aka the first one to be voted offs claim to fame is she played second fiddle to Lauren Conrad on the hills and dated a boy named Justin Bobby.

Brandy-Used to be a good singer. Went through some tough times after getting in a texting while driving accident, which ended up killing a woman. I assume she is back to revive her career because her VH1 show with her creepy brother isn't doing it.

Bristol Palin-Oh brother. All I have to say is thank goodness it is her and not Levi. I betcha we will see Sarah Plain in the audience.

David Hasselhoff-He left America's Got Talent to come show us he doesn't really have any himself. Let's hope they don't serve cocktails and hamburgers in the Green Room.

Florence Henderson-Aka Mrs Brady. They have to fill their older woman/cougar quota.

Jennifer Grey-Nobody puts baby in the corner! Let's see if she can hold her own without Patrick Schwayze.

Kurt Warner-And there's your football player quota.

Kyle Massey-There's your random actor quota.

Margaret Cho-Let's hope her dancing is more funny than she is.

Michael Bolton-This could be good. Maybe he will do the rhumba to one of his own sweet songs.

Mike Sorrentino-Aka 'The Situation'. Oh Marone! This guy is everywhere. I'm sure he will ham it up and based on his abdominal structure and club going lifestyle I don't doubt he can dance.

Rick Fox-He's is indeed a fox; but he might be too tall to Tango.

So there you have it. The show starts Sept. 20. Put on your dancing shoes.